Words Of Wisdom From Children
1. Never trust a dog to watch your food.
- Patrick, age 102. When your dad is mad and asks you, "Do I look stupid?"
don't answer him. - Michael, 143. Never tell your mom her diet's not working. - Michael, 14
4. Stay away from prunes. - Randy, 9
5. Never pee on an electric fence. - Robert, 13
6. Don't squat with your spurs on. - Noronha, 13
7. Don't pull dad's finger when he tells you to. - Emily, 10
8. When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush
your hair. -Taylia, 119. Never allow your three-year old brother in the same room as
your school assignment. - Traci, 1410. Don't sneeze in front of mom when you're eating crackers.
- Mitchell, 1211. Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac.
- Andrew, 912. Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time.
- Kyoyo, 913. You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk.
- Armir, 914. Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts.
- Kellie, 1115. If you want a kitten, start out by asking for a horse.
-Naomi, 1516. Felt markers are not good to use as lipstick. - Lauren, 9
17. Don't pick on your sister when she's holding a baseball bat.
- Joel, 1018. When you get a bad grade in school, show it to your mom
when she's on the phone. - Alyesha, 1319. Never try to baptize a cat. - Eileen, 8