From A Church Magazine

He often broke into song 'cos he couldn't find the key

 

A lot of money is tainted. It taint yours and it taint mine

 

A boiled egg is hard to beat

 

The short fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large

 

If you've seen one shopping centre, you've seen a mall

 

Santa's helpers are subordinate clauses

 

Acupuncture is a jab well done

 

Marathon runners with bad footwear suffe from the agony of defeat

 

Those who jump off a Paris bridge are in Seine

 

Every calendar's days are numbered