Five Stages Of Female Life

1. To Grow Up

2. To Fill Out

3. To Slim Down

4. To Hold It In

5. O forget it!

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Man:    Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man:    Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man:    Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man:    So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man:    Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man:    I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man:    Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.