Some Dumb Guy In Medical School

Some fella applied to a Medical School - needless to say he never made it - Because these are the answers he gave for medical terms. 

 

Antibody - against everyone 

Artery - the study of fine paintings 

Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria 

Benign - what you be after you be eight 

Bowel - letters like a, e, i, o, u 

Caesarean Section - a district in Rome 

Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing 

Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty 

Chronic - neck of a crow 

Coma - punctuation mark 

Cortisone - area around local court 

Cyst - short for sister 

Diagnosis - person with slanted nose 

Dilate - the late British Princess Diana 

Dislocation - in this place 

Duodenum - couple in blue jeans 

Enema - not a friend 

False Labour - pretending to work 

Genes - blue denim 

Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile 

Hernia - she is close by 

Hymen - greeting to several males 

Impotent - distinguished / well-known 

Labour Pain - hurt at work 

Lactose - people without feet 

Lymph - walk unsteadily 

Menopause - I no wait 

Microbes - small dressing gowns 

Obesity - City of Obe 

Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize 

Protein - in favour of teens 

Pulse - grain 

Pus - small cat 

Red Blood Count - Dracula 

Rupture - Ecstasy 

Secretion - hiding anything 

Subcutaneous - not cute enough 

Suture - Gujrati for "what do you want" 

Tablet - small table 

Tumour - extra pair 

Ultrasound - radical noise 

Urine - opposite of you're out 

Varicose - very close 

Vas Deferens - extremely different 

Vein - at what time? 

Vitreous Humour - both witty & funny