Miscellaneous Animal Jokes
Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? He wanted to be Poly Unsaturated
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How did the parrot fill the hole? Polly Filla
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On which side do parrots have the most feathers? The outside
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What did 1 pig say to the other pig? Let's be pen-pals
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What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead tax inspector?
There are skid marks in front of the dog.*********
How do you make a horse drink? Put it in a liquidiser.
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What's got four legs and an arm? A Rottweiler.