Running Man
Two young photographers are on a shooting in a famous Kenyan
safari park.
They had spent the day snapping giraffes, leopards, gazelles - anything that
came into view.
Walking back to their jeep they spotted a pride of lions.
They were clicking away like crazy, when a large male lion stood up and gave out
a loud roar.
One of the photographers slipped off his boots and put on a pair of running
shoes.
The other photographer looked at him and said: "You'll never outrun a
lion!"
To which the other replied: "I don't care about the lion as long as I can
outrun you!"