How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Lightbulb
SHEEPDOG......Put all the light bulbs in a circle
LABRADOR......oH ME, ME please Can I Can I? Please !!!
ROTTWEILER.....Go ahead, make me !!!
HUSKY........Who cares if its dark?
Alsatian.... I'll guard the light bulb while you decide, now BACK OFF !!
DACHSUND...I can't even reach it !!
SHI-TZU....Puh-leeze...leave it for the maid darling
HOUND DOG.....ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ