Two men met in a bar and struck up a conversation. One begins to bump his gums about his mother-in-law. The other said "You think you have family problems? Listen to this. A few years ago I married a young widow with a grown-up daughter. Later, my father married my stepdaughter. This made my stepdaughter my stepmother and my father became my stepson. Also, my wife became mother-in-law of her father-in-law. Then the daughter of my wife, my stepmother, had a son. This boy was my half-brother, because he was my father's son, but he was also the son of my wife's daughter, which made him my wife's grandson. This made me the grandfather of my half-brother. This was nothing until my wife had a son! Now the sister of my son, my mother-in-law, is also his grandmother. This makes my father the brother-in-law of my child, whose stepsister is my father's wife. I am my stepmother's brother-in-law, my wife is her own child's aunt, my son is my father's nephew and I am my own grandfather. And you think you have family problems?"