Two Essex girls find a mirror. One looks into
it and says: Hmmm, that person seems familiar.
The other one looks into it and says: Don't be
silly, thats me
An Essex girl was boasting about her knowledge of
O.K. said her friend, What's the capital of Wales.
Easy said the other, it's W.
What did the Essex girl say when the Doctor told
her she was pregnant? Is it mine?