The Hole Truth
Little Tommy was in the garden filling in a hole when his
neighbour peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-faced youngster
was up to, he politely asked, "Whatcha doing, Tommy?"
"My goldfish died," replied the boy tearfully, without looking up. "And I've just buried him."
The neighbour was confused, "That's an awfully big hole for a goldfish, isn't it?"
Tommy patted down the last heap of earth then replied, "That's because he's inside your cat."