The Japanese Baby
A backwoods couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption centre called and told them they had a wonderful Japanese boy, and the couple took him without hesitation.
On the way back home, they stopped by the local college to
enrol in night courses. After they filled out the form, the registration clerk
inquired, "May I ask you a question? What ever possessed you to study
Japanese?" The backwoodsman said proudly, "In a year or so, our
adopted son will start to talk. We want to be able to understand him."