Quotes From CVs

"Received plague for salesman of the year"

"Please do not misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping. I have never quit a job"

"References none. I have left a trail of destruction behind me.

"Wholly responsible for 2 failed financial institutions"

"I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 and spreasheet progroms"

"Am a perfectionist and rarely, if ever forget details"

I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant or difficult"

"I have a good track record although I am not a horse"

"The Company made me a scapegoat, just like my last 3 employers"

"Failed my law exams with relatively high grades"

"Reason for leaving my last job: maturity leave"