Quotes From CVs
"Received plague for salesman of the year"
"Please do not misconstrue my 14 jobs as job-hopping. I have never quit a job"
"References none. I have left a trail of destruction behind me.
"Wholly responsible for 2 failed financial institutions"
"I have lurnt Word Perfect 6.0 and spreasheet progroms"
"Am a perfectionist and rarely, if ever forget details"
I procrastinate, especially when the task is unpleasant or difficult"
"I have a good track record although I am not a horse"
"The Company made me a scapegoat, just like my last 3 employers"
"Failed my law exams with relatively high grades"
"Reason for leaving my last job: maturity leave"