Real Conversations With Directory Enquiry Operators In Cardiff

"I'd like the number of the Argoed Fish Bar in Cardiff please"

Operator: "There's no listing, is the spelling correct?"

"Well it used to be the Bargoed fish bar, but the B fell off"

"The Water Board please"

Which department?

"Tap water"

"I'd like the RSPCA please"

"Where are you calling from?"

"The living room"

"How are you spelling that?"

"With letters"