The Blind Man

A nun was enjoying a bubble bath when there was a knock on the door.

"Who is it?"

The nun asked.

"The blind man! Can I come in?"

A voice replied.

The nun thought for a second; if he's blind, he won't see me, so I can let him in.

"Sure!"

The nun cried.

The door opened and a man entered.

"Now madam, where fit these window blinds?"