"Two beers, bartender" said the Lone
Ranger, but just as they were about to sit down, The Lone Ranger thought he
had better find some water for the horses. Sadly, none was to be had and the
horses could hardly drink the beer that was available. What was he to do?
"Tonto, would you be kind enough to fan the
horses to keep them cool, otherwise we can't move on" said the Lone
"What with?" replied Tonto, we have
nothing to make a fan from?"
"You could run round the horses and create a
cool breeze" replied the Lone Ranger.
So Tonto went outside and began running round the
horses to keep them cool while the Lone Ranger sat in the saloon enjoying his
Suddenly, a stranger came in and all went quiet.
"Those your horses outside mister?" said
the stranger to the Lone Ranger. "Yes replied The Lone Ranger, but why do
"Because said the
Get ready to groan .............
"You've left your injun runnin' "