High Tea

I believe this is a true story.

A plane was approaching Glasgow airport. The pilot came on the intercom to give the usual blurb ... when he suddenly burst out with an exclamation uncharacteristic of professional pilots.

After an eerie silence he came back on the intercom to explain. "I was handed a hot cup of tea and dropped it. You should see the front of my trousers!", to which one of the passengers was heard to say "and you should see the back of mine!!!"