Moaning Monk

There was an order of monks that observed total silence. A monks was allowed to speak 2 words every 5 years.

 
A new monk's turn came.  He stood up and said "Food terrible!"
 
Five years later he stood up and said "Bed hard!"
 
Five years later he stood up and said "I'm leaving!"
 
The Father Superior then stood up and said "Thank goodness!  You've done nothing but complain since you got here".