To The Tune Of "They're Gonna Put Me In The Movies":
I'm going to get a new computer!
They have got a new PC for me.
They're getting it to try and keep me happy
But then they go and load it with NT!
Well I bet you, it's gonna look terrific
I've see the pictures, it looks really swell
The monitor is really enormous
So all the Blue Screens show up well!
Well I hope I really like this new computer
Cause then I know that I will truly be
A buyer of the new Windows 2000
And all I've got to do is - Act gullibly!