To The Tune Of "They're Gonna Put Me In The Movies":

I'm going to get a new computer!

They have got a new PC for me.

They're getting it to try and keep me happy

But then they go and load it with NT!

Well I bet you, it's gonna look terrific

I've see the pictures, it looks really swell

The monitor is really enormous

So all the Blue Screens show up well!

Well I hope I really like this new computer

Cause then I know that I will truly be

A buyer of the new Windows 2000

And all I've got to do is - Act gullibly!