The
following are ACTUAL answers given by contestants on "Family Fortunes"
in the UK.
If
you've ever doubted that the families who appear on this show are of sub-human
intelligence, doubt no longer - they are all morons and Les Dennis is their
King...
Q. Name something a blind person might use
Q. Name a song with moon in the title
Q. Name a bird with a long neck
Q. Name an occupation where you need a torch
Q. Name a famous brother and sister
Q. Name a dangerous race
Q. Name an item of clothing worn by the Three Musketeers
Q. Name something that floats in the bath
Q. Name something you wear on the beach
Q. Name something red
Q. Name a famous royal
Q. Name a number you have to memorize
Q. Name something in the garden that's green
Q. Name something that flies that doesn't have an engine
Q. Name something you might be allergic to
Q. Name a famous bridge
Q. Name something a cat does
Q. Name something you do in the bathroom
Q. Name a fish beginning with the letter 'S'
Q. Name an animal you might see at the zoo
Q. Name something associated with the police
Q. Name a sign of the zodiac
Q. Name something slippery
Q. Name a kind of ache
Q. Name a food that can be brown or white
Q. Name a jacket potato topping
Q. Name a famous Scotsman
Q. Name something with a hole in it
Q. Name a non-living object with legs
Q. Name a domestic animal
Q. Name a part of the body beginning with the letter 'N'
Q. Name something you open other than a door
Q. Name a word beginning with 'Z'
Q. Name a slang word for a girl
Q. Name an animal with horns
Q. Name a medieval weapon
Q. Name something made of wool
Q. Name something a bridegroom might wear
Q. Name someone you wouldn't expect to see in a strip club
Q. Name an animal with a long tail
Q. Name something a train-spotter would have in his pocket
Q. Name something you put out for the birds
Q. Name a way to prevent snoring
Q. Name a word used to describe a very hot day
Q. Name a song from 'The Sound Of Music'
Q. Name someone who works early hours
Q. Name a reason for kneeling
Q. Name a nickname for a slim person
Q. Name a measurement of liquid
Q. Name something that's nice to wear next to your skin
Q. Name a wild animal that's native to Britain
Q. Name something that comes in 7's
Q. Name a yellow fruit
Q. Name something associated with Liverpool
Q. Name a boy mentioned in a nursery rhyme
Q. Something associated with Queen Victoria
Q. Name something you hide in your socks when you go swimming
Q. Name something you beat
Q. Name something associated with rain
Q. Name an animal that lives in the English countryside
Q. Name something you make into a ball
Q. Name a game that uses a black ball
Q. Name a popular TV soap
Q. Other than 'carrier', name a type of bag
Q. Name something you might find in a garage
Q. Name a fast animal
Q. Name something you keep in the garden
Q. Name something that gives you goosebumps
Q. Name a character from Little Red Riding Hood
Q. Name something that has a shell
Q. Name something a policeman might say
Q. Name an animal associated with a nursery rhyme
Q. Name a mode of transport that you can walk in
Q. Name an animal with big ears
Q. Name something you do on water
Q. Name a musical instrument you can play in the bath
Q. Name something associated with Egypt
Q. Name a part of your body you only have one of
Q. Name something you pull
Q. Name an animal used as a form of transport
Q. Name a Thunderbirds character
Q. Name another TV game show with the word 'family' in the title
Q. Name a seaside resort on the south coast
Q. Name something with a red light on it
Q. Name something that makes you scream
Q. Name food than can easily be eaten without chewing
Q. Name a type of record
Q. Name a type of large cat
Q. Name a well known superstition
Q. Name something you use a microchip in
Q. Name a game played in the dark
Q. Name a part of the body you have more than two of
Q. Name something you find on a fire engine
Q. Name something you do before going to bed
Q. Name something you might do in a power cut
Q. Name a famous Parisian landmark
Q. Name one of Harry Enfield's characters
Q. Name a famous Irishman
Q. Name the first place detectives look for fingerprints
Q. Name something you associate with the sea
Q. Name a famous Arthur
Q. Name a weapon in the game of Cluedo
Q. Name something people take to the beach
Q. Name a reason someone digs a hole in the road
Q. Name an ingredient in chicken stuffing
Q. Name something a girl should know about a man before marrying him
Q. Name an item of clothing a woman might borrow from a man
Q. Name something taken from a hotel as a souvenir
Q. Name something you keep in a garden shed
Q. Name a famous cowboy
Q. Name something you'd associate with the three bears
Q. Name a fruit used in fruit salad
Q. Name something you put on walls
Q. Name the last thing you might take off before going to bed
Q. Name something associated with Queen Victoria
Q. Name an item of clothing you would wear two of at the same time.
Q. Name something you eat with fish
Q. Not including cutlery, name a type of fork
Q. Name one of the Spice Girls