The Arab In The Desert
An Arab was wandering through the desert
looking for water and suddenly in the distance, he saw a Jewish man sitting at
a table. At first, he thought it was a mirage but as he got closer, he found
the Jewish man sitting at a table selling ties.
"Please tell me where I can find water"
the Arab asked.
"Certainly" replied the Jew, "but
first, would you like to buy a tie? This one is £50 and goes beautifully with
"Foolish man" replied the Arab, "I
want water, not a tie ! Just tell me where I can find water."
"Very well" replied the Jew, "there
is a restaurant about 3 miles away to the East." There you will find
The Arab goes on his way but returns about 4 hours
later, on hands and knees, gasping for water.
"Did you not find the restaurant ?"asked
the Jewish man.
"I did" replied the Arab, but your
it's worth it...
"wouldn't let me in without a