How To Know If You're A Redneck Jedi
1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage colour.
2. You have used your light sabre to open and cook a can ofpork and beans.
3. You think the best use of your light sabre is picking yourteeth.
4. At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer-coloured.
5. There is a blaster rack in the back of your land-speeder.
6. You have bantha horns on the front of your land-speeder.
7. You can easily describe the taste of Ewok.
8. You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
9. You think that the Storm trooper Elite Guards are just KKKmembers with really good sheets.
10. A peaceful meditation session is one without gas.
11. You can levitate yourself using a force from within, butnot The Force.
12. Your master has said, ''My finger you will pull ... hmmm?''
13. You have had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
14. You have lost a hand during a light-sabre fight becauseyou had to spit.
15. The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is thedadgum skeeters.
16. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
17. You have used The Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
18. You have used The Force in conjunction withfishing/bowling.
19. You have used a light sabre to clean fish or open anon-twist-off bottle of beer.
20. Your father told you, ''Shoot, son come on over t' the darkside ... it'll be a hoot.''
21. You've had your R-2 unit use its self-defence electro-shock thingy to light a barbeque.