How To Know If You're A Redneck Jedi
1. Your Jedi robe is a camouflage colour.
2. You have used your light sabre to open and cook a can of
pork and beans.3. You think the best use of your light sabre is picking your
teeth.4. At least one wing of your X-Wing fighter is primer-coloured.
5. There is a blaster rack in the back of your land-speeder.
6. You have bantha horns on the front of your land-speeder.
7. You can easily describe the taste of Ewok.
8. You can find no grammatical errors in the way Yoda talks.
9. You think that the Storm trooper Elite Guards are just KKK
members with really good sheets.10. A peaceful meditation session is one without gas.
11. You can levitate yourself using a force from within, but
not The Force.12. Your master has said, ''My finger you will pull ... hmmm?''
13. You have had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
14. You have lost a hand during a light-sabre fight because
you had to spit.15. The worst part of spending time on Dagoba is the
dadgum skeeters.16. Wookies are offended by your B.O.
17. You have used The Force to get yourself another beer so you didn't have to wait for a commercial.
18. You have used The Force in conjunction with
fishing/bowling.19. You have used a light sabre to clean fish or open a
non-twist-off bottle of beer.20. Your father told you, ''Shoot, son come on over t' the dark
side ... it'll be a hoot.''21. You've had your R-2 unit use its self-
defence electro-shock thingy to light a barbeque.