The Rib

This one was given in an after-dinner speech at a Christian wedding:

Adam: (pathetically calls out) God!

God: Yes Adam?

Adam: I'm bored!

God: How can you be bored when you have this beautiful garden around you.

Adam: But I'm lonely. Can you give me a mate just like me?

God: I can do better than that. I can give you a mate who is different to you. Your mate will be called woman. She will be the best mate in the whole world. She'll be really good looking. She'll do all your cooking, washing, ironing and cleaning. She'll be a great mother. And she'll have your meals on the table by 6:00pm every night.

Adam: Sound brilliant!

God: But it'll cost you.

Adam: How much?

God: Your left eye, your left arm, your left leg, all our hair and all your teeth! You have one day to decide.

One day later.

Adam: (pathetically calls out) God!

God: Yes Adam?

Adam: What will I get for just one rib?