** My Mother Is A Travel Agent For Guilt Trips.
** Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog.
** Coffee, Chocolate, Men ... Some Things Are Just Better Rich.
** Don't Treat Me Any Differently Than You Would The Queen
** Warning: I Have An Attitude And I Know How To Use It.
** Of Course I Don't Look Busy...I Did It Right The First Time.
** Do Not Start With Me. You Will Not Win.
** Sorry If I Looked Interested. I'm Not.
** If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In The Kitchen.