For All PMS Sufferers

Every hormone hostage knows that there are days in the month when all a man has to do is open his mouth and he takes his life in his hands. Here's a handy guide on what to say and what not to say:

 

Dangerous: What's for dinner?

Safer: Can I help you with dinner

Safest: Where would you like to go for dinner

 

Dangerous: Why are you so worked up?

Safer: Could we be overreacting?

Safest; Here's a £100 

 

Dangerous: Are you wearing THAT??

Safer: Gosh, you look good in brown

Safest: Wow! Look at you

 

Dangerous: Should you be eating that?

Safer: You know, there a lot of apples left

Safest: Can I get you a glass of wine with that?

 

Dangerous: What have you been doing all day?

Safer: I hope you didn't overdo it today

Safest: I've always loved you in that dress