Yesterday, Cambridge University scientists released the results of a recent
analysis that revealed the presence of female hormones in beer. Men should
take a concerned look at their beer consumption. The theory is that beer
contains female hormones (hops contain oestrogen) and that by drinking enough
beer, men turn into women. To test this theory, 100 men were fed 8 pints of
beer each within a one hour period. It was then observed that:
100% of the test subjects:
1.. Gained weight.
2.. Talked excessively without making sense.
3.. Became overly emotional.
4.. Couldn't drive.
5.. Failed to think rationally.
6.. Argued over nothing.
7.. Had to sit down while urinating.
8.. Refused to apologize when obviously wrong.
No further testing was considered necessary!