It's Better To Be A Man

Phone conversations last 30 seconds

 

You know useful stuff about old cars

 

A 2 week holiday requires only 1 case

 

Queues for the bathroom are shorter

 

Friends don't care if you put on weight

 

You don't have to lug a bag of 'necessary' items with you wherever you go

 

You can go the bathroom alone

 

Your surname remains intact for ever

 

You can leave a hotel bed unmade

 

Your underwear costs £10 for a pack of 3 

 

You can shave, shower and dress in 15 minutes

 

Wedding plans take care of themselves

 

If someone forgets to invite you for lunch, you can still be their friend

 

The remote control is all yours

 

New shoes don't cut, blister or mangle your feet

 

You can watch a football match in silence without your mate thinking 'he must be angry with me'

 

Chocolate is good for you.

 

One mood all the time

 

3 pairs of shoes is quite sufficient

 

You can take your shirt off in the garden on a hot day

 

Grey hair and wrinkles add character

 

If another man comes to the party in the same outfit, you're mates for life

 

You don't care if nobody notices you've had your hair cut

 

You needn't pretend you're freshening up when you go to the bathroom

 

Car mechanics tell you the truth

 

You don't decline the sweet trolley and then decide you like the look of someone else's