"Doctor, take a look at
me. When I woke up this morning I looked at myself in the mirror and saw
my hair all wiry and frazzled up, my skin was all wrinkled and pasty, my
eyes were bloodshot and I had this terrible look on my face! What's
wrong with me doctor?"
The doctor looked at her for a
moment and then said "Well I can tell you that there's nothing wrong with
your eyesight ..."