Some Dumb Guy In Medical School

Some fella applied to a Medical School - needless to say he never made it - Because these are the answers he gave for medical terms. 

Antibody - against everyone 
Artery - the study of fine paintings 
Bacteria - back door to a cafeteria 
Benign - what you be after you be eight 
Bowel - letters like a, e, i, o, u 
Caesarean Section - a district in Rome 
Cardiology - advanced study of Poker playing 
Cat Scan - searching for lost kitty 
Chronic - neck of a crow 
Coma - punctuation mark 
Cortisone - area around local court 
Cyst - short for sister 
Diagnosis - person with slanted nose 
Dilate - the late British Princess Diana 
Dislocation - in this place 
Duodenum - couple in blue jeans 
Enema - not a friend 
False Labour - pretending to work 
Genes - blue denim 
Groin - to mash to a pulp / smile 
Hernia - she is close by 
Hymen - greeting to several males 
Impotent - distinguished / well-known 
Labour Pain - hurt at work 
Lactose - people without feet 
Lymph - walk unsteadily 
Menopause - I no wait 
Microbes - small dressing gowns 
Obesity - City of Obe 
Pacemaker - winner of Nobel Peace Prize 
Protein - in favour of teens 
Pulse - grain 
Pus - small cat 
Red Blood Count - Dracula 
Rupture - Ecstasy 
Secretion - hiding anything 
Subcutaneous - not cute enough 
Suture - Gujrati for "what do you want" 
Tablet - small table 
Tumour - extra pair 
Ultrasound - radical noise 
Urine - opposite of you're out 
Varicose - very close 
Vas Deferens - extremely different 
Vein - at what time? 
Vitreous Humour - both witty & funny