Tendjewberrymud
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest
(G) and room-service (RS) at a hotel in Asia which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review.....
RS:
"Morny. Ruin sorbees"G:
"Sorry, I thought I dialled room-service"RS:
"Rye..Ruin sorbees..morny! Djewish to odor sunteen??"G:
"Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs"RS:
"Ow July den?"G:
"What??"RS:
"Ow July den?...pry, boy, pooch?G :
"Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry, scrambled please."RS:
"Ow July dee baykem...crease?"G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS: "Hokay. An San tos?"
G:
"What?"RS:
"San tos. July San tos?"G:
"I don't think so"RS:
"No? Judo one toes??"G:
"I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo one toes' means."RS:
"Toes! toes!...why djew Don Juan toes? Ow bow singlish mupping we bother?"G:
"English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."RS:
"We bother?"G:
"No..just put the bother on the side."RS:
"Wad?"G:
"I mean butter...just put it on the side."RS:
"Copy?"G:
"Sorry?"RS:
"Copy...tea...mill?"G:
"Yes. Coffee please, and that's all."RS:
"One Minnie. Ass ruin torino fee, strangle ache, crease baykem, tossy singlish mopping we bother honey sigh and copy....rye??"G:
"Whatever you say"RS:
"Tendjewberrymud"G:
"You're welcome"