First Class
On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached
a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to
economy since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied...
"I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not
moving." Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked
the co-pilot to speak with her.
He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class
section. Again, the blonde replied... "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going
to New York, and I'm not moving." The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and
asked the captain what he should do. The captain said, "I'm married to a
blonde, and I know how to handle this." He went to the first class section
and whispered in the blonde's ear.
She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself,
"Why didn't anyone just say so?" Surprised, the flight attendant and
the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from
her seat. He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New
York."