Bottom Deodorant
A blonde walks into a pharmacy and asks the assistant for some
bottom deodorant. The pharmacist, a little bemused, explains to the woman that
they don't sell bottom deodorant, and never have. Unfazed, the blonde assures
the pharmacist that she has been buying the stuff from this store on a regular
basis, and would like some more.
"I'm sorry," says the pharmacist, "we don't have any."
"But I always get it here," says the blonde "Do you have the
container it comes in?" "Yes!" said the blonde, "I will go
and get it." She returns with the container and hands it to the chemist who
looks at it and says to her, "This is just a normal stick of underarm
deodorant."
The annoyed blonde snatches the container back and reads out loud from the
container, "To apply, push up bottom."