You Must Be Joking
A blind man, enters an all-female by mistake. He finds his way
to a bar stool, and orders a drink. After sitting there for a while, the blind
guy yells to the bartender "Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?"
The bar immediately becomes absolutely quiet. In a husky, deep voice, the woman
next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something.
The bartender is blonde, the bouncer is blonde and I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb. blonde
with a black belt in karate. What's more, the woman sitting next to me is blonde
and she's a weight lifter. The lady to your right is a blonde, and she's a pro
wrestler. Think about it seriously, Mister. You still wanna tell that
joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, you're right, not if I'm gonna have to explain it
five times."