Newsflash
CNN/Reuters:
News reports have filtered out early this morning that US forces have
swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained a 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar.
Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was in possession of a
ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US President George W
Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed
possessed weapons of maths instruction.