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CNN/Reuters:

News reports have  filtered out early this morning that US forces have swooped on an Iraqi Primary School and detained a 6th Grade teacher Mohammed Al-Hazar. Sources indicate that, when arrested, Al-Hazar was  in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a set square and a calculator. US  President George W Bush argued that this was clear and overwhelming evidence that Iraq indeed possessed weapons of maths instruction.