The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication.
We do not even have a chicken.
GEORGE W BUSH
We don't care why the chicken crossed the road. We just
want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The
chicken is either for us or against us. There is no middle ground.
Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the
satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.
I agree with George.
We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have
not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.
Did the chicken cross the road?
Did he cross it with a toad?
Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but
why it crossed I've not been told.
MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR
I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads
without having their motives called into question.
In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody
told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be
listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heart-warming
story of how it experienced a serious case of moulting, and went on to accomplish
its dream of crossing the road.
Imagine all the chickens in the world crossing roads
together - in peace.
It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.
It was an historic inevitability.
The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken
crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.
Chicken 2003 will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs,
file your important documents, and balance your chequebook - and internet explorer
is an integral part of eChicken.
Did the chicken really cross the road, or did the road move beneath
What is your definition of chicken?
Did I miss one?
Mmmmmmmmm . . . . c h i c k e n