Miscellaneous Animal Jokes

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat?  He wanted to be Poly Unsaturated

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How did the parrot fill the hole?  Polly Filla

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On which side do parrots have the most feathers?  The outside

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What did 1 pig say to the other pig? Let's be pen-pals

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What's the difference between a dead dog on the road and a dead tax inspector?  There are skid marks in front of the dog.

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How do you make a horse drink?  Put it in a liquidiser.

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What's got four legs and an arm?  A Rottweiler.