The Bear And The Rabbit
A bear and a rabbit are walking in the forest together, when the bear says to the rabbit, "You know what? I really need to go to the bathroom!', the rabbit turns round and says "Me too!".
So they walk into the forest and pull down their pants, just
as they start, the bear turns to the rabbit, and says 'Hey, do you have a
problem with faeces sticking to your fur?', the rabbit says "Nope", so
the bear picks up the rabbit and wipes his behind with him.